1) My kids going nutzo; pulling raw eggs out of the frig, running amuck, playing with the raw turkey, etc.
2) The turkey still being frozen. Hello, um, Butterball? Your website informed me that I only had to thaw my 12 lb. turkey for three days in the refrigerator. . . apparently my turkey felt the need to take longer.
3) My dad getting sick (after I made him his own special macaroni salad)
4) running out of onions
5) lunch (what the hell does one eat for lunch when you will be having dinner at 3pm?!)
6) the turkey getting done on time (see number 2)
7) the leftovers. Dear Lord, the leftovers!
8) the massive pile of dishes (even on holidays I insist on using "real" plates, that makes for a lot of dishes - two dishwasher loads and counting . . .)
Happy Thanksgiving all!